Tuesday, October 30, 2012

NFL Recap - Week Eight


NFL RECAP – WEEK EIGHT


STATE OF THE GAME
I read somewhere that Patriot owner Robert Kraft has become a voice for the NFL putting a team in London.  For the life of me I don't see why the NFL keeps trying to go global.  It is enough that we try and force soccer on ourselves, why force the NFL on Europe and the rest of the world?

OK, I know the answer is short and easy -- money.  The NFL is ever jealous of the ease with which basketball became a global game.  Sure I get it, but the games are different.  Basketball is simple.  The players are visible.  The cost of entry is a ball and some sneakers.  You can hone your skills by yourself in a driveway or at a playground.

Football is not that easy to pick up.  It can at times move nearly as slowly as a dull baseball game, and the rules that we know as a second language are actually kind of absurd if you think about it too hard.  Try explaining to a novice why his team got an illegal formation penalty because "the end was uncovered".  Uh huh, that makes sense.

Football is not a beautiful, fluid game, like basketball, soccer (just kidding) or even hockey.  Football is not artsy enough for the Euros to embrace - -and that is OK -- don't make them.  They just started to like us again after the Bush years.  If the NFL is in dire straits (which they aren't) just extort the networks, they will pay more.  I don't know about you, but I don't want to walk around Berlin, London, or Paris and see dudes and dudettes wearing RG3 and Manning jerseys.  It would make me feel dirty, like we forced somebody to steal something they didn't want and which we didn't want to share.  Has it come to this?  The NFL is the best export we have to offer?   Sighhhhhhhhhhhh






5-10 MUSINGS FROM THE GAMES

That Should Fix Everything - Part II
So I guess the Brady Quinn era did not last long in Kansas City.  Quinn played just long enough to take a couple of hard shots and throw a pick.  Matt Cassel stepped in for the injured Quinn and comfortably guided the Chiefs to another loss.  And the Chiefs kept their amazing streak alive.

What Streak?  I am glad you asked.  The Chiefs have not led for one second of any game this year.  But they have a win, you say.  True, the Chiefs beat the Saints in overtime in week three.  They rallied from 18 points down, but never led during the game.  They won the game on a last play field goal in overtime.

Going winless is kind of yesterday thanks to the Bucs and the Lions.  I am rooting for the Chiefs to go the whole season never knowing what it means to lead a game.  That would be a streak worthy of DiMaggio.

Defense, Defense -- ughh
OK, last week I implied that all these efficient offenses were pretty boring and it would be nice to see some honest defense and a little shifting of power from O to D.  Can I take it all back?  Cleveland and San Diego gave us a 7-6 thriller yesterday that only a Cleveland Brown fan could love -- maybe. Philip Rivers throws the ball 34 times for less than 160 yards. Weeden gets less than 130 yards on his 27 throws.  Sometimes it is hard to separate good defense from bad offense.  This game had a little of both.  The Chargers are fading fast.

Just Say No to Retro
I heard some good jokes yesterday about the uniforms the Steelers and the Bears wore for their Sunday games.  The Steelers looked like escapees from a bumblebee prison.  The Bears looked like the Mean Machine from the Longest Yard.  Can somebody remind me again why the teams do this?  I say if you want to wear the old uniforms then wear the leather helmets too.  There is too much fashion clash when you have the modern warrior technology clad in your grandpa's NFL.



This Could be Really Good
The Denver Broncos crushed the Saints last night.  Peyton Manning became the first quarterback in history to pass for 300 yards, throw at least three touchdowns, and complete at least 70% of his passes in four straight games.  He looks like the old Peyton in an uglier uniform.  Better news for the Broncos is that they shut down the Saint offense.  The Saints had only 260 yards of offense and converted just one of their twelve third downs into first downs.  If the Bronco defense can meet the Bronco offense halfway, the Broncos become a top three contender in the AFC with Houston and New England.

Tebow, Tebow, Tebow
Sure, I can throw gasoline on the fire in New York because now he (Tebow) is gone from Denver and is New York's problem.  Imagine this -- there was a legion of Bronco fans that were distraught that the Broncos pursued Manning and jettisoned Tim Terrific.  Seven weeks of Peyton Manning creates a lot of "we wish Tim the best in New York" sentiment.

The Jets have the facade of being in the playoff hunt as they trail the Patriots and the Dolphins by just a game in the AFC East.  Let's not kid ourselves though.  New York needs to face three facts: They are not going to make the playoffs.  Sanchez is not the guy.  Tebow is not the guy.  In that case, give the people what they want.  Let Tebow play for a couple of weeks.  He will be awful, the games will be dull, the fans will satiate their lust for Tebow, and New York will improve its draft position.

While the fans chanted for Tebow, wide receiver Chaz Shilens stood by Sanchez.  Trust me, a wide receiver knows that while playing with Sanchez is bad, Tebow is wide receiver kryptonite.

You Need a Good Wing Man

I thought Matt Moore was becoming a real NFL QB at the end of last year.  I was surprised a little that the Dolphins drafted Tannehill and more or less (pun intended) gave him Moore's job.  To his credit Tannehill has played well and seems to be getting better week-to-week.  When Tannehill went down on Sunday Moore stepped in and was solid in leading Miami against the Jets.  Moore may not be a happy camper, but the Dolphins have a second guy who can get it done in the NFL.  That gives them two more (again pun intended) such guys than the Jets and the Chiefs.


The Eagle has Landed - Hard
The 7-0 Falcons easily outclassed the Eagles in Philadelphia yesterday in a game the Eagles needed to win.  It would be way too easy to dwell on Ryan and Vick comparisons.  OK - -I will.  One looks like a veteran leader that his team believes will win every game.  One looks like he doesn't even believe in himself.  Personally, I don't see the Eagles salvaging this season.  They have played one solid game all year - against the Giants.  This is a team with talent but no cohesion.  The Eagles look foolish now for giving Vick the big contract.  I don't see Vick or Reid in Philly next year.

WEEKLY AWARDS

MVP

Peyton Manning gets the nod this week for another masterful game as the Broncos crushed the Saints.  When Peyton Manning replaces Tim Tebow as your QB, the sports gods have smiled on you.   Manning edges out Andrew Luck who made the plays he needed to make as the Colts beat the Titans in overtime and moved to 4-3.

EL BUSTO
Before all the drama of the Dez Bryant catch that wasn't the Cowboys were on another drive and faced third and one on the Giants 18.  On consecutive plays Jason Garrett dials up ill-fated passing calls when it seemed the prudent thing to do would have been to throw short or run, get the first down, and keep the momentum going.  Jason Garrett and Tony Romo have no chemistry in close games.  While the Cowboys bumbled through the first half, they still had a chance to win this game.  Jason Garret exhibited zero "feel for the game" in his play selection.  For that he earns the El Busto.




SURPRISE-SURPRISE-SURPRISE
This week's Jim Neighbor's award goes to my favorite whipping boy, Jags QB Blaine Gabbert.  Gabbert threw for 300 yards in a loss to the Packers.  Yes he put the ball up nearly 50 times to get those yards.  Still, it was a respectable performance and anytime Gabbert delivers one of those I am surprised.

TREASURE OF THE WEEK
The Lions and Seahawks traded the lead three times in the fourth quarter with the Lions winning on a short fourth down touchdown pass with 20 seconds remaining.  The game featured big plays and solid QB play on both sides.  Lions and Seahawks earn the treasure.

TRASH OF THE WEEK
Does it get any gloriously drearier than a rainy day in Cleveland and a 7-6 game?  I don't think so.  Cleveland and San Diego litter the field and bring home the trash.

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